Is she with you?
the post below reminded me of a game my mates and I used to play in the pub.

You'd be set up for a night of drinking and (failing) to pull.

If you happened to spot a particularly ugly girl, and I'm talking about only the ugliest, the sort that makes you flinch, you would say to your mate "Is she with you?"

They would then need to find someone even uglier to get you back with. If at any point you failed and you were labelled at the end of the night, you would have to attempt to leave with the person in the question, for some post-pub sexeh tiem.

Unfortunately, as we are all a bunch of ugly bastards ourselves we usually failed in this task.

Writing about it makes it seem quite cunty, but when are three sheets to the wind that sort of thing tends not to be a concern...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 19:42, 5 replies)

Why is it ?
When men get pissed they go for the ugly girls but when women get pissed they get over confidant and start molesting the good looking guys.

Erm.....not guilty of this myself of course.
( girlinthehole, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 19:59, closed)

because men have realistic expectations
;-)

plus, ugly girls have to make up for it by being good in bed
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 20:22, closed)

this sort of thing has a name...
Finger-the-Minger or Pull-A-Pig...
(tofer is sweating like a dyslexic on countdown......, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 20:45, closed)

or...
... Bag-a-Boiler.

Grab a Granny.

etc
(weedom, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:54, closed)

Single blokes who feel the need to cover their inadequacies play these games quite a bit, innocently but nonetheless viciously (you covering notes accepted).
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:08, closed)