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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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I stayed at this hotel once
round about Christmas a few years ago and the manager was really pissed off. I couldn't figure out exactly why, though the place was full of geeks attending one of those chess championships, and the reception area was full of them, discussing games, the incredibly intelligent and courageous moves they'd made in order to win, and so on.

Anyway, the manager was so fucked off I eventually asked him why.

He rolled his eyes. "You have no idea," he moaned, "I am sick of all these..."


Are you ready?


"Chess nerds boasting in an open foyer."

Please don't hurt me.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:05, Reply)

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