If Pooflake or SpankyHanky don't win this week...
Then I'm some currently trendy yet rather irritating footwear fashioned from pork.

You could say:
I'm ham Ugg.

(and no good at puns!)

Edit:
I feel that I should include apeloverage in this although sadly, I haven't seen too many of his posts this week.
( squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:28, 4 replies)

Ham toucher more like

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:30, closed)

This
I can not deny.

Edit: I ve-ham-ently deny...
(should have thought of that one sooner)
( squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:31, closed)

Jolly nice of you to say, old bean
but my vote's for No3L's post, the first one on page one.

Thank fuck its Thursday, that's all I can say. If we carry on like this we'll be performing on the club circuit in Lancashire - Phoenix Nights anyone???
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:15, closed)

Stranraer?
Ooh me angina.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:24, closed)