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A friend's dad once stormed up to me and threatened to "punch your stupid face in" because I pointed a camera at him. I was 11. Have you ever done something innocent or made a harmless joke that ended in threats to your person? Tell us about it.

Thanks to Skullfunkerry for the suggestion

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:28)
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I was a stroppy 17 yo Goth and had just seen 'Jaws'
There's a line "I don't need this working class bullshit" which I didn't really understand but it made this massive bloke turn purple when I said it to him one lunchtime, and everyone around hold their breath. I was impressed!

I realised in writing this that I have some previous form in the the use of this tactic for aquiring knowledge of the world. The phrase "Groo, I feel queasy" mystified 8 year old me when Clever Dick said it in Buster comic... So I just looked up and said it out loud to my parents. We were on a road trip at the time and it created quite a response.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:38, 3 replies)
the line is "i don't need this working-class hero crap!"
trust me, i've seen that film far more often than any sane person should.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 16:24, closed)
You're spot on
but I did deliver it correctly at the time.

I thought about editing it but then you would look like a proper mental.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:27, closed)
and that would be different from usual how?
;)
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 17:40, closed)

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