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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Sorry, can't remember who said it ...
and I'd be surprised if it's not been offered here already but my favourite was when x was asked if he had put on a bit of weight he replied with words to the effect of, "That's because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit."

I find myself in a similar position to x but haven't had the chutzpah to use it yet.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:30, 2 replies)

famously attributed to the guy who played Harold from neighbours for the last 10-15 years ;)
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:40, closed)
Cricket sledging - check the early posts.

(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 19:30, closed)

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