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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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My mate was talking in the pub.
He said "I'm shit hot at football".
I replied with "You're half right"
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:33, 4 replies)
you think your mate is shit hot?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:34, closed)
That's half way to witty.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:37, closed)
Indeed
Let's call it half-witted.
(username failed moderation, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:48, closed)
Look, I know I missed the point of a post earlier,
but there's no need for you to go round explaining the point of mine to me...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:50, closed)

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