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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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watching the girls go by
Mrs cuntybollocks is quite a tame lady, mild mannered but comes out with some right corkres now and again. The other week she was seeing some old school friends and one of them brought along his new Australian girlfriend. Now to be fair, this chap is no oil painting but his Mrs was stunning. Completely innocent and dead pan my Mrs says loudly upon seeing her “you’re very lucky to have her” The whole pub nearly died laughing. It was even funnier watching my Mrs try and explain her way out of it. They both saw the funny side…..eventually.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

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