Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Tipsy old folkA few Christmasses ago, 70something friends of my in-laws were over for a post-Chrimbo dinner sherry. One of the other slightly-younger-but-still older lot there starts telling terrible "blue" jokes.
Someone then offers a really poor joke about older people having sex, and everyone, slightly rat-arsed, gives a cheeky nod to this couple, who were the eldest people there. She has a titter and says something to the effect of "It's been a while, but not as long as you lot think!"
He shifts uncomfortably and says nothing for a few seconds, and then blurts out gruffly: "well your insides are like wicker these days, love".
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