Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Impatient driverAbout 30 years ago, I was about eight and a half months pregnant, feeling like shite and lumbering slowly across a zebra crossing. This stupid impatient woman (who looked like Mary Whitehouse) hooted her horn at me and made 'hurry up' gestures, so I stopped right in front of her car and slowly gave her a very large deliberate V, then continued to the other side with as much dignity as I could muster. She was so angry she stalled her engine, causing the driver behind her to hoot in annoyance. Best part was that it was school chucking-out time so it was witnessed by a lot of giggling schoolkids.
All without saying a word.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 23:57, Reply)
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