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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you"
Chuck Norris, (1940-)

Used this one myself and seems to work.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:58, 1 reply)
Opinions are like arseholes
Everyone's got one, and they're all full of shit from time to time
me, just now
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:08, closed)
Can I quote you on that?
Or is there some form of copyright...?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:15, closed)
No, you can quote me
Besides I nicked it from somewhere I can't remember myself.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:18, closed)
27BSlash6.com
Recently had the "Opinions are like nipples" quote, but I think your rerun's much better.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 17:22, closed)

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