Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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My matesGetting on the bus one day and being kids jumped the queue(like you do)and this old dear pipes up "Do you mind,i'm 76 you know" with that my mate replies"yeah.well i've got longer to live than you"...
Going through a toll bridge my mate asks how much,the toll booth guy replies"5p mate"
my mate replies"fuck me mate i only want to drive over it not buy it"
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 12:34, Reply)
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