Bully gets owned.
Back in high school I'd often attract the attention of the school bully for reasons that I'm not fully aware of. My mom always said he was just jealous because of how good looking I was. He would constantly pull the braids out of my hair and throw away my gluten-free lunch before I had to chance to eat it and I was sick of it. A rage was slowly building inside me.

It all came to a head one day after sewing class when I saw him make a B-line towards my locker. He got out a permanent marker and started drawing genitalia (testicles and penises) on to the heads of my Bros stickers and I just lost it.

"Can you please stop doing that," I said with rage.
"No, fuck you," replied the bully.

I took off my spectacles and pinched the bridge of my nose. It was my time. I am George McFly's angry fist. I am legend. I am B-rabbit, standing tall above the crowd. I am Neo, rising from the dead.

"No...why don't you go and fuck you," I said, polishing my lenses.

There was a deathly silence in the corridor, interrupted only by stifled laughter. Our eyes locked. A bead of sweat ran down my face and over my mascara. No-one knew who was going to crack first. As it happened it would be my ribs.

He beat the shit out of me that day, and for many days more, but not before I verbally slayed him.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:42, 2 replies)

i think you should delete this, its awful
I've seen funnier things in oncology
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:46, closed)

Now that is a put-down! ^
(anvil, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:51, closed)

Quick,.
write a story about the put down that you and everybody else just read on QOTW saying that it's a good put down. It's bound to win.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 16:20, closed)

What like?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:52, closed)