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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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It did, but how can I prove it without further (boring) backstory?
I worked in an indie equivalent of a Blockbuster/Game hybrid. We collected stoner-stragglers that killed time in the store - they'd come in and buy popcorn and soda and would be allowed to sit in comfy chairs and watch the movies in-store on the big screens.

When arrogant customers walked in thinking they could get what they wanted by shouting, the mall-rats would see them coming and watch in amusement, and they'd definitely root for the "home team".

I watched them laugh a few people out of the store, especially the time the manager took a "customer" outside in a headlock for trying to steal from the store.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:30, 1 reply)
That
didn't happen either.
(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:13, closed)

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