The stupidest thing? I listened to it.
Come on, lads, admit it: all of us have done it. We knew that what we were about to do was stupid and would cause us endless grief later, but we did it anyway in hopes of getting laid.

Some examples?

-I actually sat through an entire screening of "Howard's End". That's three hours of my life I'll never get back.

-I took her to a posh restaurant in London, even though I was going to be scraping just to make rent that month. I spent pretty close to half of my rent money that night, and never got anywhere with her.

-Two words: Valentine's Day. The worst part is that I get hit by that every fucking year.

-I took her and her friend out dancing and ended up buying all of us drinks and food. That was the night I learned the meaning of the term "cockblocker."

-Another two words: Members Only. In retrospect, it was the stupidest looking jacket I've ever owned.

But even more stupid still: I'll probably listen to it again.
(Shimrod, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:01, Reply)