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It's titled 'Hitlercock and GIGANTACOCK take on the mighty Mechacock'. Some day I'm going to make a film about it.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:16, 8 replies)

So...
36 minutes then...

Good work, monkeyboy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:35, closed)

Yay!
Has it only been up that long?

Damn my work for keeping from the 1st page.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:36, closed)

I have not, however
read your magnificent octopus. Because I'm at work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:38, closed)

Octopus?
Eh?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:44, closed)

From Blackadder the Third,
when Baldrick is writing a novel inspired by Samuel Johnstones 'magnus opus' (i.e. the dictionary). Hands it to Dr Johnstone and calls it his magnificent octopus...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:04, closed)

Ah....
I see.

Nerd.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:10, closed)

'Smee
And you wouldn't have me any other way, monkeyboy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:19, closed)

I love you
I want to make babies with you behind your Mrs's back.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:43, closed)