The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis
Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
Having a wank at work.
I nearly crashed the bus.
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Gormo Doesn't LOL at cats, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:40,
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Hahaha!
*clicks*
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:42,
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<Cough>
I nearly swallowed my chewing gum then!
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KipperFillets, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:24,
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