baileys + blow job
= mood killer and painful japs eye.

sort of like someone is threading needles into your bellend.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:53, 4 replies)

Port
has the same effect
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:37, closed)

Ah....
Port and (nob) cheese. How middle class!
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:16, closed)

Try Creme De Menthe
You get indescribably sticky pubes for about a month too. It's like dreadlocking your pubes with Evo-Stik.
(Rsoles, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:54, closed)

hehehe ^^^
Yes that too, and mad stinging..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:30, closed)