This QOTW is shit.
How can I delete my b3ta account?
(gordonjcp, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:03, 9 replies)

ask rob or cr3 to ban you

( weaver., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:10, closed)

I like cr3's advice on this
Go to settings and in the change password box, just mash the keyboard and then log out.
Or stop flouncing?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:20, closed)

The fact you have told us you want to delete your account just tells me that you want us to convince you to stay.
Goodbye!
( girlinthehole, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:30, closed)

You wouldn't be a loss.
# a member for 3 years, 6 months and 14 days
# has posted 0 messages on the main board
# has posted 0 messages on the talk board
# has posted 0 messages on the links board
# They liked 0 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 24 qotw answers.

42 months and you liked 24 QOTW anwers?

No need to delete the account sunshine, just fuck off and don't come back. :o)

(though I did rather enjoy your trolley-glide story) :o)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 21:20, closed)

Sheeeeeit!
Just don't log on to no more interwebz.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:07, closed)

Ignore the jibes, it's actually quite simple
Because b3ta accounts and bank accounts are both very similar, it just requires a third party to acces both at the same time and amend your preferences. I'd be happy to do it if you like? Just forward your bank account details via private message and I'll get on to it.
( difficultchild, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 3:18, closed)

By slitting your wrists
and then hanging yourself.
The attendant publicity should alert the site's moderators, who will then remove you from the list of members.
You tool.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 4:27, closed)

Yeah
I run a website with a massive forum on it - every now and then we get someone saying "I'm leaving, this place is shite" etc...

Why? Why not just fuck off?

If there's a website that I don't like, I simply no longer type the address into the address bar - it's honestly that simple.

We had one knobjockey who would email us every time someone had an argument saying "I don't think I should be here, can you lock my account until it's over?", or "can you delete my account", or "Can you change the password so I can't log in".

No, and if you think I have nothing better to do that fuck about running around like your mummy then you've got another think coming.

Just.don't.fucking.load.that.web.page.again.

Simple.


/rant

Sorry, but it gets on my goat.
(dchurch bah, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:57, closed)

Sorry...
I meant to say:

"oh no, please don't leave, what will we do without you here. Life will have no meaning."
(dchurch bah, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:59, closed)