Question of the Week suggestionsEach week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:
* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer
What would you like to ask? (We've left this question open - so feel free to drop in ideas anytime.)
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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Fwappage fodderChickenlady and I have concluded that we would like a QOTW where we can regurgitate our turgid erotic prose for the amusement and analysis of everyone who will, in turn, place their damp, throbbing fingers on the keyboard and spill their own words across the page like succulent, pearly drops of lascivious wisdom.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:59,
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latest was 16 years ago)
The pair of you have filthy, filthy minds.So therefore you have my vote for this.
Bonus clicks should be awarded for the most creative use of the word "cleft" as I find it extremely amusing.
I might have a crack at this cliterature malarky myself...
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excellentAnd I vote for excessive use of the word "ripe".
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:39,
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Moist?Too obvious? Having spent a lot of time around la Poulet Madame, I should know better.
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Oh yes please....Lots of heaving breasts - I love it when my breasts heave.
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girlinthehole, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 13:14,
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So...Should I be making my reply story - Therese's story the reply to Che's tale full of clefts, moistness and heaving bosoms? Or should I stick to my own delicate (and it has to be said, unfunny) style?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 17:49,
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OooohDon't forget 'crevice'. And if you can manage to work out an erotic useage of 'belt sander' or 'marsh warbler' then double points.
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......exactly how graphic would be allowed? euphamisms only? or would it be without limit?
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:46,
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My favourite...'impaled' especially when used in conjuction with 'manhood' or somesuch.
I like the idea of extra points for inclusion of non-erotic words, may I suggest:
Toaster, underhanded, bacon, hence and paintwork?
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Excellent idea!An erotic story using no accepted erotic language whatsoever! No biological terms or slang terms that we all know for genitalia or breasts...instead really lumbering terms and a complete double entendre fest!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:13,
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wordingI question your use of the word "regurgitate" while talking about erotica.
Oh well, I would enjoy such a QOTW, because I am a dirty pervert.
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I may regret posting this, but...A certain "Amos Wolfe" has been known to post stories on "Literotica.com" - a repository of the finest text-based filth the Internet has to offer.
Examples:
• http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=161344
• http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=178276
The young lady in the above stories may or may not look a bit like this.
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Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 23:28,
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.Now that we have this wonderful QOTW Off-Topic board, we can now post our own erotica to our heart's content. Here's my cringeworthy erotica.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 23:31,
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