It's Not What It Looks Like!
People... They seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time, when you're doing just the wrong thing.

"I was just seeing what it felt like to have a grand in my pocket, I wasn't stealing it"

"She was checking out a rash I've got, darling, I promise"

"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
( Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:59, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I hope they choose this one
I've got a good one for a change!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:04, Reply)

I've got a few
But I think there'd be some good answers!
( Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:06, Reply)

yeah, same here
if I can think of one or two good stories then there are bound to be loads of cracking ones

either things not being what they look like, or them being what they look like and an attempt to persuade otherwise
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:11, Reply)

Yeah...
People do always walk in at just the wrong time.
Normally just after you've thought to yourself "I certainly hope that nobody walks in now, this'd look rather suspect..."

...

"Fuck."
( Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:13, Reply)

Yes.
This.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:25, Reply)

I vote for this
and not just because I'm some kind of deviant
(The Stalker's Stalker For all your stalking needs, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 14:46, Reply)