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(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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stupid shit with added shit on top

(, Tue 2 May 2017, 14:07, Reply)
(, Thu 4 May 2017, 20:32, Reply)
This happened to me whilst pooing
I was sitting there making a shit when my eyes went all fucking misty and I drifted off somewhere and began contemplating the life cycle of a shite.

How it starts out as food and then commences on it's journey into the mouth and down the throat and wherever it goes after that. The arse I think.

I mused briefly on the next stage of the voyage - the shittening. Out it comes for a bit of a swim and then down the pipe where it is transported to Bethlehem to float around in the ether dispensing good vibes and stuff.

The profundity of this dwelt on my mind for a couple of seconds before I realised the irony of the fact that I had just completed my shit successfully. It then occurred to me that this wasn't even ironic at all.

I got up and wiped myself down and wandered off crying cos I didnt know what irony was.

Fuck off.
(, Sat 21 Oct 2017, 15:52, Reply)

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