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There's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen

Suggested by Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic

(, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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Fair enough. I've just been instructed that gang members refer to each other as "soldiers".
And yet - and yet - whenever they kill each other in some pathetic postcode allegiance battle, they're always referred to as "A promising young footballer" or "gifted academic", instead of of "drug-dealing, illiterate, brain-shatteringly stupid scumbag who got what was coming from well over a mile off, considering that it's pretty well impossible to not be able to predict how it's all going to end up."
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:28, 2 replies)
That's not how you spell solja bruv.
Innit
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:29, closed)
Touch me, blud.
Peace out.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:31, closed)
Safe.

(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:32, closed)
If it's a girl who's stabbed or shot
she's always an "aspiring model" rather than a chavvy slag
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:32, closed)
Alternatively
'bubbly and outgoing' frequently means she was a bit dim and not the prettiest.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:42, closed)

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