We'll never know.
Myself and my Uncle were taking a walk on the moor, seeing if we could find any creatures that were too tasty to live.

About 25 yards from the track we came across something unusual, an upright fridge freezer standing alone among the peat cuttings. Why would somebody dump an upright fridge freezer in the middle of the moor? Weird!

Anyway, we quickly did what any sane person would in that situation, we shot it about 15 times.

Before then end of the next day word got back to us that Donald McDonald, who only lived six houses away, was a furious because some vandals had destroyed his fridge. We denied all knowledge of the refrigerator shooting, despite the whole village knowing we'd gone out with our guns the day before.

The next time I saw DoDo he asked me if I knew anything about the incident. I looked him in the eye and lied. Then I asked him why his fridge was out on the moor, he paused for a second or two and walked away. A few people I know asked him the same question and the most anyone got out of him was "Oh, no reason".
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:30, 3 replies)

Ahh, the finer art of dispensing ammo into appliances. can tell you how many rifles were sighted in on a nice washing machine.

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 4:09, closed)

Another tempting target


I love the caption. I guess the gradual kind isn't dangerous.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:49, closed)

I was kinda hoping
that after you finished shooting the fridge, you walked up, opened the door, and a toddler fell out.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 14:25, closed)