Crappy relationships always have a positive outcome for me
Lets face it, if a relationship is so crap, once you are out of it, things can only get better.
It hurts for a while, as is only normal and human, when you think you love someone enough to put up with their shit, but once you escape you can see what went wrong and address those issues.
The guy who used to beat me senseless for my own good, till I finally realised how crap that was and spanged him with a pan, realistically not metaphorically.
Ruined a bloody good pan too, but oh was so worth it.
Then there was the stoner who told me to chill out and not bother him when i was bent over in agony clutching my stomach, crying and asking him to call for an ambulance
Who later wandered into the bathroom and freaked out at my making a bloody mess on the floor with my terribly inconvenient miscarriage.
Out of hospital a day later with not a single visit the sorry ass was still in the same chair and still out of his face.
I dont think he even registered my throwing him and his few belongings out onto the drive.
Nothing was there a few hours later when i surfaced groggily from my bed.
I felt like shit but I mustered a wan smile.
Onwards and upwards mon brave
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 1:24, 3 replies)

what a pair of fucks
i'm glad you had the strength to get shot of them.
(orestes is shitting in the 1940s, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 2:44, closed)

Too f*cking righ.. it literally can only get better from that..

What a pair of shites!

Sounds like you might attract/be attracted to bad bad men...
(wankymcwankwank Eels, tobacconists, hovercraft and bouncy bouncy., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:33, closed)

These were both a long time ago
Lesson learnt

sadly yes I was attracted to bad boys, now i go for the ones who just look like bad boys ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:58, closed)