Bully For You
There was this bully at my school who took great pleasure in taking the other childrens sweets.He liked to pick on me especially for being a bit of a small fry.
My seet of choice at the time was the Yellow Bon bon. In a flash of inspirarion one night i added a whole tin of Colmans English mustard powder to my bag of sweets for the next day and waited.
AAAAnyway when I got to school he was waiting to take my sweets as usual. "I Wouldn't eat those if i were you," i Warned.
"oh Yeh?" he said with a look of discust. He then upended the bag into his mouth to prove he could do what he wanted.
Needless to say he spent the rest of the morning in the bogs washing his scalding mouth out and being sick.
The daft thing is I did the same thing the next day and he ate them again. what a bollock head!
(I've done it so many times it's boring now..., Fri 14 May 2004, 10:51, Reply)