When youngerhapless car
five of us lads squashed into a 97 Corsa and took a road trip of Ireland. After a day of long monotonous roads I made the call to spice things up and take the journey onto the back roads.

This adventurous move was at first cheered, but, as the roads became increasingly grassy and broken some began to cry danger. On a sheer adrenaline buzz barreling down the broken straight I failed to notice that the grassy middle was becoming larger and larger and, critically, higher.

After spending around an hour trying to unwedge the car a friendly farmer came and towed it to safety.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:50, 4 replies)

I happen to still own a 97 Corsa!
It tops out at about 78 on the motorway and I wouldn't take it near grass to save my life, so yeah.

But it is British Racing Green. Brrm, brrm...
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:57, closed)

Vegas or Premier?
Or another special edition?
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 23:20, closed)

Er...less macho than 'Vegas' or 'Premier'
'Breeze'.

Oh, the shame.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:38, closed)

/\/\ laughs at his impotent internets shame /\/\

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:07, closed)