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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

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(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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1981
Each class had to run an assembly some time during the year. When it was our turn we chose to emphasise the need to wear proper school uniform (well I was in the swatty 3A class). Being 1981 this was a perfect excuse to get the punks in the class to come on stage and pogo around a bit before, to a burst of the 'Hallelujah Chorus', 4 kids modeling perfect uniform came walking down the stairs through the rest of the assembled masses and the punks leapt of stage. While we were rehearsing it the head came in and yelled at us for running up the stairs of the theatre, but after he saw the finished production he called me into his office to shake my hand. It was the highlight of my directing career. Actually, it was the only thing I've ever directed.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 19:54, 3 replies)
Fuck me,
you sound like you were a total spack when you were a kid. Sorry.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 20:06, closed)
Yes I would agree with that.

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 10:37, closed)
*off

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:36, closed)

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