Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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Mostly tastefulToday we had our office Kris Kringle, and the majority of the presents were very nice. I got a lovely pink bracelet watch from the woman who looks like Yoda, I gave someone else a Bloom lipgloss keychain, our team leader got a nice bottle of wine, a bunch of people got chocolates and so on.
However, a few days ago one of our co-workers left, and decided to give his Kris Kringle present early. A bunch of us gathered around as the delighted recipient opened several layers of festive wrapping to reveal... a vibrating condom.
I would have really liked this to have happened at the main KK, as we could all stand around and point at the arsehole who gave the one crank present.
(, Fri 22 Dec 2006, 7:46, Reply)
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