Bouncy crunchy...
My University had a lovely group of folks who took inflatables to kids' playgrounds in deprived areas (Bradford - you get the picture) for them to experience some fun.
One night they set some bouncy things up in the union building for us regular plebs to have a play and appreciate their good work. After several pints, it seemed a great idea to sit on top of a huge 12ft cushion. It was great fun until some idiot with a cigarette caused the whole thing to deflate. I slid to the parquet floor face first and one of my mates landed on top of me. He managed to get my dislocated jaw back in place and I carried on drinking, but I couldn't speak or eat solid food for a week afterwards.
Then we did it all again in an enclosed bouncy castle and almost suffocated. Sometimes you just can't win...
(grumpypolecat, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 18:54, 2 replies)

Bouncy Castles are not balloons and don't deflate rapidly. So, I do not believe your internet lies!

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 20:40, closed)

They're not even air tight, they have to be constantly inflated.
Where's Liemallow when we need him.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 22:04, closed)