My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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i don't know why i am writing thisbut my mother made me believe that it was normal to wander around looking as though squirrel nutkin was rummaging for nuts inside me.
one kind boyfriend and a sharp razor later, i feel very ashamed about the preceding few years.
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kitsune-tsuki tankeløst hode får lettest sove, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:08,
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Jesus ChristMy mum always told me to trim my bikini line, just so when I changed in PE, I didn't look like a tramp
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:12,
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i have a foreign motherjudging by some of the
she probably hoped it would stop her young daughter from having sex by frightening off the boys
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kitsune-tsuki tankeløst hode får lettest sove, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:16,
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Not completly shaved is ok...But if you do allow Squirrel Nutkin to make a nest, then don't expect me to go down on you. I believe the same goes for girls, hence me sporting the "last turkey in the shop" look.
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Hair buzzers ftwI use blade 2 on my head, the grilfiend uses blade 3 on her pubes. Much less of an involuntary floss effect that way. And fun, when done as a participation sport.
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Fronds are waving gently on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:27,
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^-- this!Trimming FTW!!!! No stubble and great oral--how can you go wrong?
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