My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I used to think sex was illegal.And so, was horrified when I was modestly hiding my 4 year old genitalia from my Grandma and was told "Oh, I've seen it all before!"
It never occurred to me that she would have seen it on her son, my brother, my cousins or myself as a baby. So, that must have meant she'd seen my Grandad's willy! Shock horror!
I was terrified she was going to get arrested.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:36, Reply)
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