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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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There was a woman I knew
Who was something of an obsessive gardener. Always watering her plants, she was. Turns out her parents had used a somewhat "alternative" version of the Birds and the Bees conversation, wherein she was told a man's hose watered her garden. She always did look happiest when watering her begonias. Filthy bitch.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 10:14, Reply)

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