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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Another Phallusy..
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What's the difference between a virgin and a brick?


If you fuck a brick it doesn't follow you around for a month, whining...





I thought that was a joke.


Cheers
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:25, 2 replies)
*bricks*
It's not even Wednesday yet! Bad Legless!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:09, closed)
And, from the Macc Lads
Treat your women like toilets,
They're happy when your abusing 'em,
But toilets don't follow you round
When you've finished using 'em.

/Does not subscribe to above sentiments, btw.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:42, closed)

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