My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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The most depressing parable I ever heard.
A mate told me this: On your honeymoon, get a jar. Every time you have sex, put in a penny. After the first year, take one out.
The jar will never be empty.
He wasn't wrong.
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:24, 1 reply)
A mate told me this: On your honeymoon, get a jar. Every time you have sex, put in a penny. After the first year, take one out.
The jar will never be empty.
He wasn't wrong.
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:24, 1 reply)
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