My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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When I was younger...I thought a tighter lady would be more fun.
Boy, was I wrong.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:31, 6 replies)
I can see both sides of the story here,it must be frustrating for you, but at the same time being a small girly in possession of a mimsy like a 6 year old nun (thank you Rachelswipe for the charming analogy) I understand all too well how "mmm... that's good, baby..." and the other strange things we say during sexytiem can turn into OW OW OW OW OW GET OUT OF THERE NOW.
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Maladicta, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 20:28,
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Spit and / or lubeAnd thank you for the tip on your sig. Changing my life.
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Wembley, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:05,
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^-- this, but more the lubeand indeed, middle click FTW. I use a Mac, true, but I also use a Logitech Bluetooth mouse that has three different clicks and a scroll wheel, which makes using a mouse-based interface so much easier. Although the multi-touch trackpads Apple has come out with recently are pretty cool.
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if you've got a srolly-scroll wheel that doesn't like to be clickedthen Ctrl-left click works too
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:24,
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