My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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There were no locked doors in our house..and as a young boy of 5, I wandered into the bathroom whilst my Father was taking a bath.
"ERRRR ! WHATS THAT"? I asked whilst pointing between my Fathers legs.
"Well Son...That's My Hedgehog" He replied.
"FUCK ME..ITS GOT A BLOODY BIG DICK" I said.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:07, Reply)
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