My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Hah!It's more like a demon has his hand up your snatch and is trying to turn you inside-out.
The worst part for most is the dilation right before you're ready to start pushing: You can't think straight, you don't remember you're pregnant and all you can do is yowl. This is the point at which most men are grieviously injured. "Barney, I'm going to rip your balls out your ass if you ever come near me again!" That sort of thing.
Pushing was the worst for me: One of my kids had both elbows over their head and everytime I pushed, it felt like someone was sliding a chef's knife up my rectum. I screamed the place down.
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It's more like a demon has his hand up your snatch and is trying to turn you inside-out.this is spot on.
*shudders*
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gypsy turnips, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:04,
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