My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I've found much the opposite scenario.Despite my attempts to find myself a well-adjusted, sensible, normal lady that likes all the normal things that ladies are supposed to like in the bedroom, every single girlfriend I've had has in some way wanted to be bitten/bled/cut/generally attacked when I'd rather have a quickie and a kiss.
It makes me think I must give off some sort of terrible sadistic air. Perhaps we should swap social circles?
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Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:43,
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