My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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EasyTell her she's so hot you want to prolong things and so "Let's take a bath together!" You can have all kinds of additional fun soaping each other, getting fingers in so things are "really really clean"* and so on.
*bonus: may lead to rimming later
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