My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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DictionariesWas talking to my husband last night about this, turns out we both tried looking up shift in the dictionary and came to the same conclusion that loose fitting dresses had something integral to do with the sex act. Who says you know everything about each other after 9 years eh?
There was another term for snogging going around for a while which was worse "to meet" someone. Plenty of "hilarious" misunderstandings: "I'm meeting my Dad outside" I'm convinced it was only invented to give stupid people ammunition.
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