My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I feel sickI'll keep this short because its not the most uplifting story, but it does warrant telling as it is quite possibly the most serious misconception I have ever had. I thought that the first time I saw a vagina I would like it. I didn't. I vomited. My brother vomited. Our friend Darren vomited. That'll teach us to play doctor doctor again and convince our friend to not only open her legs, but to spread her lips as well. I was 8 yrs old.
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