My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Toilet TimeHa! I come from a long line of poo'ers. The men in my family are all known to have taken books, papers, laptops, set up pc's, tables for doing homework on and even ran extension cords through the house just for a tv to enjoy a nice pleasant toilet time experience. I stopped taking the tv to the bathroom when I discovered masturbation but still spent 1-2hours locked up now enjoying my time in new ways.
Always felt someone was listening queue holding breath for ages making sure no one was breathing on the other side of the door.
Worst was being called for dinner and being questioned what were you doing in there for so long. Always went red faced and just said poo'ing and homework and hope it never caught on. Well, they still haven't 22 years later but at least I have my own gaff now so don't have to lock myself away :-)
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