My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I echo Poo's sentiments hereI love Callombard's post - free thinking, open, honest, all in all just great.
I also thought to myself....erm....
But we're British!
All the stereotypes came screaming out of the cupboard (we don't have closets here ;))
This is just one of the things I love about b3ta - the sheer variety of members....as it were.
*buttons cardigan right up to the top*
*neglects to wear knickers*
*clicks*
Oh, and welcome to b3ta!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 10:30,
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hot wax is greathowever it does not have quite the same effect if you have also been giving the recipient an oily massage as well.
The wax does not dry, it goes every-fucking-where.
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Hot wax isn't greatwhen they put a strip of cotton on it and rip it off your (now hairless) skin.
Especially in intimate areas.
It does feel lovely going on though.
And if she moves even an inch when she rubs in the soothing aftercare cream I'll have to buy her a drink.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 11:19,
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