My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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younger blokesall stamina, no style.
you might as well go back to the toys.
and often, in my experience, the better looking they are, the lazier they are in the sack. as if the privilege of merely being with such a fine looking man is enough to satisfy all your needs.
:D
banana splits? i don't remember them, but i do fondly remember button moon.
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gypsy turnips, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 12:48,
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Banana splitsI remember them. From early childhood, so it's a while back.
*sings*
La la la, la la la laaaa, la la la, la la la laaa!
One banana, two banana, three banana, four
etc etc
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:23,
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la la laa, lala la laaaaai remember the song now!
were they stuffed animals that all looked like the singer of 4 non blondes?
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gypsy turnips, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:31,
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IIRC...there was a monkey, a dog and something that looked like an elephant in sunglasses...
"1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4...5 bananas make a gang and so do many more..."
I am a child of the 70s and sometimes, it really shows...lol
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the one with the sunglassesthat's all i remember :)
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gypsy turnips, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:38,
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