My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Arse!I've just spent 5 minutes doing this
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:29,
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All that saidshe is gorgeous!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:30,
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You think?Don't get me wrong, she's pretty and all, but I wouldn't go so far as to say she's "gorgeous".
I'm usually a sucker for a lady in glasses though ;-)
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I do think she's gorgeousshe's got lovely eyes and fantastic eyebrows, good skin, nice hair and despite her resemblance to Bingo she has great teeth and an attractive smile.
So yes, I think she's gorgeous, but she's not sexy, not in the least.
But Nigella Lawson.....
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:38,
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Mmmm Nigella...I'd be well fed and ever so slightly scared... Touch of the vampishness about that one.
Am I allowed to drop unsubtle hints about your biscuits and cakes?
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Biscuits and cakesthose are some interesting euphemisms there.
Cake - soft and squishy.
Biscuits - well, they're round and errrm crumbly. Hmmmmm, this one will need some work.
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alsobiscuits go soft when stale, whereas cakes go hard.
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gypsy turnips, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:55,
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Now......I'd give her a portion.
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