Spent all week trying to think of something good
And have failed miserably. But hey.

Still mildly ashamed of the incident doing the school Christmas play in first school (aged about... 5 or 6, at a guess). For some reason about half a dozen people were playing hula dancers, including me, and we had these yellow crepe paper wraparound skirts that had to be stapled before each performance. One day, we were all lined up waiting to go into the hall and do our thing, and the harassed teacher organising the whole thing comes and staples us in to our costumes... well, everyone except me. Someone distracted her just before she got to me, and we got sent on stage. I was far too shy and embarrassed to say anything, so I stook there and did my dance, keeping my hands firmly on my hips to keep this skirt on - until the teacher organising it gestures to me from the audience to do the arm movements, so what else could I do? I had to drop the skirt and do the rest of it in my knickers. I still live in fear that somewhere out there is a paedophile with a copy of the video shooting his load over me.
( useful_idiot, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:10, Reply)