ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Horay the festive seasonDuring the festive season I like to amuse myself by pilfering christmas baubles from public and shop displays. Now this isn't really shoplifting, as my #1 rule of kleptomania is if its for sale you cannot steal it - I only like getting my hands on that which is unavailable to the average customer.
I only nick a few a year but my collections coming along nicely.
I also systematically stole 7 or 8 lemons and limes the last time I had a big night out, through a small window above the back of the bar. Futile.
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Not futile at all.Fruitile.
Sometimes, I laugh myself into a coma.
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:15,
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haha fruitile, love it.
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