ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Tesco TheifBoth of my cunning crimes are against Tesco
Once I stole a birthday card accidently. Which was quite bad as I felt rather cheap about it especially seeing as the card was for a couple who had their birthday on the same day.
Another time I stole a hammer, for no reason other than I wanted to see if I could get away with it and I needed it anyway. Yes I did get away with it, all I can say is that the security man in the nasty Tesco with the Batman belt buckle is so not doing his job.
I can't say that I feel guilty in any way, shape, or form as I am sure that Tesco are guilty of many crimes against us as consumers.
So there.
And, no I didn't bash my thumb when I used the hammer.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:45, Reply)
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