We had a Bomb Scare
Back in the good old days when it was the IRA threatening to blow up dustbins instead of Fundamentalists blowing up their underpants.

Customers: when evacuating a supermarket, you don't need to bring your unfinished shopping in the trolley/basket out of the fire exit with you.

Once evacuated, all the customers and staff decided to stand watching the police through the big glass window, just to make sure they got cut to ribbons by flying glass if there was a real bomb. I was sat behind the landscaped hill at the far end of the car park.

What I learned from this and the other 5 years of part-time work at a supermarket: People (customers and staff) are all fucking stupid. I despise you all.

My lottery fantasy is still to one day be rich enough to own a supermarket chain, and work on tills at weekends and tell the particularly needy, whiny, complaining customers to fuck off and have them barred. I know it won't be profitable, but I think it would be a public service for some people to be told off in public. Nice polite people might get their shopping for free, too.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 17 May 2012, 4:50, 4 replies)

my lottery fantasy is to buy Holland..
..then tow it out to sea and sink it.
( Ken Oath, Thu 17 May 2012, 6:01, closed)

Best lottery fantasy ever.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:02, closed)

Mine's the same but with Scotland.
It won't take winning the whole lottery to afford it though, probably just a tenner on a scratchie will do.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 17 May 2012, 10:21, closed)

oooooor
you could just turn off the pumps they use to keep the land Dry.

Alot simple and wouldnt need a boat... (apart from your escape)
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:18, closed)