NEVER tell this to a girl you're trying to impress. Ever.
A woman is in labour and squeezing hard. Finally the midwife pulls the baby out, then, with a look of panic on her face, whisks the baby into an adjoining room.

Minutes pass, until a grim-faced doctor eventually returns to the frantic mother. "I've got good news and bad news", he says, "Which would you like first?".

"Um, the bad news doctor", trembles the mother.

"I'm afraid your baby is ginger, madam."

"And what's the good news doctor?"

"It's dead"
(C Chops, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:37, Reply)